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COFFEE 101

HOW TO BREW

Starting points for every method. Use a scale if you have one, water just off the boil (about 92–96°C), and adjust to your taste: finer or longer for more strength, coarser or shorter for less.

ESPRESSO

GRIND
Fine
RATIO
1:2 (e.g. 18g in, 36g out)
TIME
25–30 s

Great with Robusta or the Blend for body and crema. Dial in the grind until the shot runs in the time window.

MOKA POT

GRIND
Medium-fine
RATIO
Fill the basket level, no tamping
TIME
Off the heat as it gurgles

Start with already-hot water in the base and keep the heat low. Pull it off the stove the moment it starts gurgling to avoid bitterness.

POUR-OVER (V60 / CHEMEX)

GRIND
Medium
RATIO
1:16 (e.g. 20g coffee, 320g water)
TIME
2:30–3:30 min

Best for Arabica and Specialty. Bloom with a little water for 30s, then pour in slow, steady circles.

FRENCH PRESS

GRIND
Coarse
RATIO
1:15 (e.g. 30g coffee, 450g water)
TIME
4 min, then plunge

Full-bodied and forgiving. Steep 4 minutes, break the crust, plunge slowly. Decant so it doesn't keep extracting.

AEROPRESS

GRIND
Medium-fine
RATIO
1:14 (e.g. 15g coffee, 210g water)
TIME
1:30–2 min

Quick and clean, great for Arabica and Specialty. Experiment with steep time and a final press to taste.